Allen (Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 episode)

Allen is the two-part season premiere of the newly changed Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1.

Plot

Part 1

The newly-formed "Aqua Unit Patrol Squad", a detective squad made up of Master Shake, Meatwad, and Frylock, anthropomorphic fast-food items, are under their latest investigation at an abandoned house to find out if a man is having an affair with the woman they are working with. After Frylock leaves because of a debate over the new show not being any good. They soon fall asleep. Later, when they wake up, a construction worker, whom they believe to be the person having an affair with their client, begins to demolish the house. Shake believes this to be an insurance scam. But then Shake believes that he may be trying to hide "evidence". He puts on a beret, a fake mustache, and a poor French accent, and walks over to the construction worker. He tells him that his name is Jacques and that he just moved into the neighborhood and was wondering what he was doing. He says that he is tearing the house down. He tries to cough out info from him, like insurance scams, affairs, and he doesn't budge. Meatwad then tells him that they are at the wrong house, and that the man tearing the house down got sent by the city as it has been vacant for ten years. Shake even admitting that the person they are looking for is small and white, while the man presented to them is large and black. After the construction worker orders them to leave, Shake rips off his disguise and accent and orders him to tell him what kind of back-room operation he had to have to "look like that".

Later, at the hospital, Shake is badly injured, to the point where he can't move, and Meatwad must hand him water. Shake then, with his voice very weak, brags about beating the man up. Meatwad then tells Shake that he checked with their client and that she was not even married, ruling out that she had a husband, or that she even had an affair. It turns out, that the woman wanted them to find her cat. Shake then comes up with that the man that beat him up took her cat, and framed them by saying that they're detectives. Shake wants her phone records, and everyone she has emailed. Frylock then complains that the "new show" still isn't any good, and that they should go back and do what they used to do. Shake then comes up with another plan. Hypersleep. They go to Dr. Weird's castle at South Jersey Shore to "borrow" hypersleep chambers by freezing themselves into the future for nine years. The reason for this is because crime will sure to have increased by then, so they will have more time to catch them. After they all get in the chambers, Shake freezes himself, and Frylock leaves because he sees it as a terrible, hair-brained scheme. After these nine years, he wakes, and sees that there was a monster named Danny in the chamber that was making love to his face off and on for the last nine years so he could deposit his eggs into something. Shake is disgusted by this, and then jumps at the sight of Danny being electrocuted by lightning. Shake gets a cab ride to an abortion clinic and discovers that "everything is free now" because everyone is supposed to be good now. After he gets an abortion, protesters outside are also shot by lightning, and the doctor that performed the abortion on Shake. Shake then goes back to his home, now in Seattle, and is horrified to discover that no one is there.

Part 2

He goes over to his neighbor Carl's house (now repainted and with random junk in the yard) to discover that he had moved away, and instead, a man named George Lowe lives there, under the alias "Mister Beefy". George shows him an area to rent that is in a bad section of town. It, however, is free. Kids run away with items in the room and get blasted by the lightning. Shake doesn't feel like buying it, and then George says that everything is "fucking free now because they are on the fucking honor system." Then a blast of lightning kills George. Shake makes a run to a phone booth and leaves many unsuccessful messages on Frylock's answering machine to come and pick him up (Frylock and Meatwad now live in an apartment). Frylock, after having enough of his messages, destroys his answering machine. Shake wanders around for a moment, and is then stopped by some friendly gangsters who ask Shake if he needs directions. Shake is frightened by them and is surprised that they don't want to kill him. One of the gangsters, then pulls out a knife and is then electrocuted by the lightning after mentioning Allen and threatening him. Shake questions the other gangster about this Allen, and he tries to walk away from Shake, pretending to not know what he is talking about. Shake is then abducted and thrown into a tiny room with thousands of small monitors inside. The room has a banner outside that reads, "BEHAVE FOR THE ALLEN". It is supposed to say alien, but "Allen" says they, "fucked it up on the sign."

Allen says that the monitors track all bad deeds around the entire globe, and when spotted, is electrocuted, so that the Earth can remain good. Allen then explains to Shake that he is the meanest person on the planet, and that he is going to electrocute him. But Shake responds that he has on a "forcefield". Allen believes this, however. And refrains from killing him. Frylock and Meatwad then go right next to the room where Allen and Shake are located and Meatwad tells Frylock a plan he has. Allen tells Shake that he has an abusive father, who forced him to do the job he is doing, after Allen and his friend Tommy have a party and Tommy ruined his fathers pool table. Shake then tells Allen that he knows his father, and that his father is going out of town on business. Allen sees this as the perfect opportunity to party with his friend Tommy, and tells Shake to do his job. Meatwad's plan starts, with him saying tiny swears such as "doody" and "butt". While Frylock goes all out, and says things like "sucking his fry dick". Allen blasts and kills Frylock and gives Shake his powers and goes up out of the room, leaving Shake in charge. But before he can go up to the party room, it catches fire because Tommy was smoking, and Allen argues with his father. However, before Allen or his father can do anything, Shake shoots a lightning bolt at Allen and kills him, as he was vulnerable. Thereby releasing the world of Allen, making the world free again.

Production

• The episode's concept of them being renamed, being in Seattle, and being detectives again are based off of the episode One Hundred where it turns to a Scooby-Doo! parody and turns into Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1.

• The name is based off of a short film Dave Willis made in high school called "Ultimate Golden Trivia Unit Patrol Squad" as mentioned in the Super Trivia episode commentary.

• The episode is actually made up of two parts.

• There is a new theme song in the show made by Josh Homme from the band Queens of the Stone Age. It replaced a hip-hop rap opening by Schooly D that has stayed with the show since its debut episode, "Rabbot".

• This is the first episode since "The Cloning" (not counting the movie and Frylock's framed picture of him in his room) that the cold opening characters Dr. Weird and Steve have appeared.

• This episode was first announced on Dave Willis' twitter.